Kat Kong wins but there’s a persistent (and false) rumor that in the Japanese cut of the film Dogzilla wins.

The curtains in the torment nexus are blue.

Really getting a lot mileage out of this one.

The artists name is Eli Valley.

Sex is Haram.

I thought the term friend zone came from that episode of Scrubs.

Ballroom Dancing

Oh sure it’s “Another Kkkrakkka down” this and “unlimited genocide on the first world” that. But as soon as someone celebrates Amerikkkan vampires finally suffering suddenly it’s all “no not like that.”

Polaris hasing always been “The North Star” earths axis has a bit of a wobble on the timeline of thousands of years. In 4700 B.C. the North Star wars a star named Thuban.

Just enough intelligence behind those beady little eyes that you can tell that they know better than to do whatever it is they’re up to.

Democrats are acting way too confident, It’s gonna be 2016 all over again.

Keeps the armor from rusting.

No dude, steal cars like an adult.

Given how shit cops are at aiming there’s a good chance it’s is an accidental woopsie. The fatal kind of accidental woopsie.

Knowing Wells Fargo her manager is probably complaining she didn’t have the decency to crawl into the dumpster out back before croaking. I bet they’ll bill her estate for the cleanup.

18th Century Cooking by Townsends Delicious looking and occasionally strange recipes from the 1700s colonial America.

Food Wishes Delicious looking modern food made by a chef with a very odd speaking cadence.