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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: policeEnglish
8·1 month agoHey, try not to lay any eggs on the way through the parking lot!
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•this places needs leftist rulesEnglish
31·2 months agoI trust nothing and no one anymore but tbh, I assume this is a completely unedited shot of JP, simply because of how clearly damaged and unhinged he has publically and enthusiatically shown himself to be for literal years now.
That said, come on, that can’t be real. Right?
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politics @lemmy.world•Leaked plans show Pentagon eyeing Louisiana to deploy national guard
1·3 months agoJust the ones with mayors of a certain skin color.
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Science Memes@mander.xyz•oxygen replenished via endocardial tubesEnglish
22·3 months agoForever in our hearts.
Two plus two is four
Minus one that’s three, quick maths
His skin does have a sort of Frankenstein’s monster patched-together look to it there.
Most (all?) fruit sold in American grocers has an assigned code for ringing up at the register. Bananas is the only one I remember anymore, but it’s 4011. Not sure if it’s a global standard.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
11·4 months agoEsmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Jane from Tarzan, I think.
I forgot about Chyna going into porn after wrestling.
FloatingAlong@lemmy.worldtoHacker News@lemmy.bestiver.se•Tesla remotely deactivates rapper's vehicle for singing about the CybertruckEnglish
2·4 months agoWould you like some making fuck? Berserker!
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement English
6·5 months agoThe remodeling started in March or April.
I do miss St Louis style pizza every so often.
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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Some life advice from a shoe
8·5 months agoThat’s my secret, Cap…
Whoever #2 was thinking about.
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News@lemmy.world•US fires Greenland military base chief for 'undermining' JD Vance
13·8 months agoWell, someone has to vaccuum.
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News@lemmy.world•Alabama and Mississippi will also honor Robert E. Lee on Martin Luther King Jr. Day
4·11 months ago“Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. It was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways—it represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow—I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee, who’s no longer in favor—did you ever notice it? He’s no longer in favor. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill. He said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake,’ he lost his great general. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys,’ but it was too late.”
FloatingAlong@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•They're been quiet for seventy days now.
94·11 months agoYou lost by far greater than the number of third party voters.
To be clear, it the vast majority of Americans who lost with the reults of this election.



Whatever an openly corrupt administration wants.