I have a chair… king in the castle, king in the castle

Buying a whole Walmart for 19.99 seems like a great deal.

Beep boop. Can confirm. I am definitely real.

Its because of violent video games.

Pretty easy to figure out huh? The poster must be a dum dum

If I see someone burning a flag, is it okay to pee on it to put it out?

Ya but whats with the crocodile masks?

Youre sleeping every night? I dont think you have insomnia. Im not a doctor though

So deep

I didnt vote. Im from arizona. They announced trump the winner before they ever counted our state. Hows that for making you feel like your vote didnt matter. Im glad i did not participate. Wont vote again in 28, because i already know whos running. Its douche bag and turd sandwich.

Pretty sure its Dimitri Martin

Crazy paranoid delusion

You guys are getting raises?

Dont forget to buy lots of ammo. Guns dont do much without ammo.

More money than any person should ever have

What an excellent use of our tax dollars.

Prerty sure one of her legs weighs more than me.

Dumb racist dead.

No ones mentioning the ufo?

Fat lip