CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]
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chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Huge protest planned for Inauguration Day in DCEnglish
52·1 year ago
but lib this time
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askchapo@hexbear.net•How long until we get a fuckable twink as president?English
19·1 year agoIt has already happened and no i wont elaborate
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electoralism@hexbear.net•Claudia de la Cruz & Karina Garcia -(Vote Socialist this Tuesday) - New General Thread for the 4th-6th of November 2024English
35·1 year agoGod bless Moo Deng and her mama and all animals as well as people who love and take good care of animals forever and always
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electoralism@hexbear.net•US Election Day November 2024 Containment MegathreadEnglish
7·1 year agoI’m not going to tell the libs that.
Yes, my singular psl vote in my deep red state lost the dems the election. If you dont want me to do it again, I suggest you start pandering to me.

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chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•A lot of people out of the loop completelyEnglish
26·1 year agoTrillbilly bit of rural guy that’s never heard of covid, but is deeply concerned about cancel culture.
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electoralism@hexbear.net•Claudia de la Cruz & Karina Garcia -(Vote Socialist this Tuesday) - New General Thread for the 4th-6th of November 2024English
15·1 year agoThey didnt even want to give me my sticker I had to ask them for it

I will now raise my children as Maoists
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electoralism@hexbear.net•Claudia de la Cruz & Karina Garcia -(Vote Socialist this Tuesday) - New General Thread for the 4th-6th of November 2024English
9·1 year agoSorry to have accidentally trolled you
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electoralism@hexbear.net•Claudia de la Cruz & Karina Garcia -(Vote Socialist this Tuesday) - New General Thread for the 4th-6th of November 2024English
11·1 year agowhile they are no longer printed, thousand dollar bills ARE real. However due to rarity they’re worth considerably more than face value.
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electoralism@hexbear.net•Claudia de la Cruz & Karina Garcia -(Vote Socialist this Tuesday) - New General Thread for the 4th-6th of November 2024English
9·1 year agoNo memes, completely serious, lie detector on, would you invest in a dramatic film with Jerma as the lead

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electoralism@hexbear.net•Claudia de la Cruz & Karina Garcia -(Vote Socialist this Tuesday) - New General Thread for the 4th-6th of November 2024English
14·1 year agoDay 147: Have scraped most of the moss off the walls, and eaten it to regain what little strength the strange growth will provide. This pit seems to go on forever, and despite the abundance of gamer crud on the upper levels I had taken to help supplement the few rations I had managed to secure, these deeper levels provide far less in terms of edible material. It also seems that whenever I do find time to rest between downward treks, some sort of creature has been eating what Ive not secured on my person. I hear whispers some nights, they tell me that a “Hexagonal bear” is at the bottom. I fear I may have delved too deep into the pit. I cannot turn back now.
Damn, that’s the one and only reason I wont date Olivia rodrigo

Love is blooming
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chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Saw a weird light in the sky just now. It was a white dot that blinked twice then disappeared. Satellite?English
28·1 year ago
wtf dont snitch, bro
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chapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Trump rally comedian workshopped racist Puerto Rico line at NYC comedy club the night beforeEnglish
35·1 year agoIt’s not even an original joke. I feel like i’ve heard it countless times already, usually with the punchline being the UK.
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the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•Washington Post cartoonEnglish
24·1 year ago







They have a far more functional society than we do