Not if they’re foreign enough

I don’t trust the “benevolent superhero” trope because realistically, you may get some Batmen, you’d get twice as many Banes and then a statistically small but present number of Jokers. That’s not even accounting for a Freeze style situation where someone is committing crimes to fund a relatively justifiable cause and your Ivy’s who are doing a net positive for the world but the methods are technically illegal.

Headlines from a Stavros Halkias X PAYDAY: The Heist crossover promotion.

“stopantisemitism”

This group is so antisemitic they snubbed Norm Finkelstein. Surely the author(s) of this list should be on this list for such an antisemitic act.

Trump’s not even bad by republican standards, he’s just vulgar and baffoonish. Replace him with Jeb! or Ron DeSantis or your garden variety Republican and you’d get the same defunding, same deregulation and same enshittification as him, just more subtle.

Come back when he’s killed a million Iraqi civilians over fictional WMDs or getting several million people addicted then dead over opioids by deregulating prescription.

He didn’t commit war crimes in Vietnam, spill over to Laos and Cambodia. Come back when he pardons the perpetrators of My Lai. Come back when he interns Japanese and nukes civilians. Come back when he Manifests Destiny.

Top 5 my ass

Imagining a Star Wars style situation where she gets her apprentice to do the assassing but the apprentice hires a bounty hunter and the bounty hunter hires an assassin and the assassin uses a robot who uses some venomous bugs

Taiwan and Palestine flag

??? Have you met the average Taiwanese?

Israel came out on top, with 35.1 percent of respondents expressing sympathy; 14.8 percent sympathizing with Palestine; 9.8 percent sympathizing with neither; 6.8 percent sympathizing with both; and 33.6 percent expressing no opinion.

Both leading political parties are pro Israel, as have the last half dozen presidents.

Don’t get me started on the average Ukrainian.

69% of Ukrainians side with Israel, 1% with Palestine and 30% both or neither)

This is a win for brain worms in every still body of water in the US.

1. Parasite finds host, alters host behaviour

2. Host seeks positions of power and influence urging other potential hosts to embrace risky behaviours to the benefit of brain worms

3. Host successfully gains power <-You are here

4. Host mandates stale pond water for all citizens

Flawless brain worm victory.

Official ActBlue communication:

Re: Where did all of our money go?

We have reports that a man that looks identical to this: except wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses known only as “Rachel Jake” walked into the ActBlue headquarters shortly after Joe R Biden formally stepped out of the running for the 2024 election.

“Rachel” was immediately given a top level job with maximum security clearance because he claimed to be an apolitical undecided voter and could speak on behalf of all undecided voters. The man seemed extremely surprised when given a keycard with access to the vault where we keep all of the Democratic Party’s donations in cash as well as a press conference with other heads of ActBlue about the Kamala 2024 campaign. However, when asked “Ok then, what should Kamala’s campaign be about?”, he paused for several moments before exclaiming “Oh, uhh I dunno, ask Liz, she normally has a plan for these things, I didn’t think I’d get this far”. When pressed about which “Liz” he was referring to, “Rachel” hesitated for a few more moments before replying “Uhh… Liz… Cheney… Yes. That Liz. Liz Cheney. We should refocus all our efforts into getting Liz Cheney’s endorsement”.

The man was later seen quickly exiting the ActBlue headquarters loading up overflowing duffel bags of cash into the back of an unmarked white van. When approached and questioned about his identity, the driver of the van only identified himself as “Uhh… Old… Chomsky”

Neither men nor the money was ever seen again.

So for those reasons, we are asking you to donate now to ActBlue to save democracy again.

I was thinking some poetic god would bring the billionaire venture space station down in the same spot in the ocean as the billionaire venture deep ocean submersible.

I want to say the frivolous, tabloid type celebrity gossip wasn’t always the norm but now I’m doubting whether or not I’m remembering correctly.

Elon abolishes the FDA

7 million children die from tainted raw milk

???

“Population collapse” he keeps scaremongering about solved, somehow

Elon buys up crypto, DJT coin, Doge

Elon dissolves the Federal Reserve and the US mint for being “inefficient”

Elon briefly becomes the world’s first trillionaire

The US economy collapses even harder than the depression

This is if Liz Truss had 4 (or more) years to wreck the UK economy instead of like 4 weeks. Elon’s going to dissolve NASA to make SpaceX the sole contractor for US space efforts, make several billion dollars then absolve all blame when the SpaceX-Boeing joint space station that’s meant to replace the ISS falls out of orbit and lands in the ocean.

> Wants to cut government spending and make the government more efficient

> Invents a whole new division of government that will require funding

> Department is of dubious legality, likely requiring changes to be litigated over a period of months if not years to actually make major changes to other departments

> Hires a person who have no governing experience so he has to be trained on the job

> Said a person that also has experience in other branches of government so even if this isn’t a malicious act (it is), he’d have to then learn what other government departments do

> Said person claims to already be working 18 hours a day at a car/battery business, a hole drilling business, a bird website and a space company

Efficiency, American style

Oh yeah that’s right, they were able to see through Depp’s PR campaign unlike the rest of the mainstream internet.

Elon Musk is a white South African deep sleeper agent who’s entire job is to enshitify the US for the crime of (mildly) opposing apartheid (towards the very end).

• Wasting state funds on a tunnel that goes no where at the expense of rapid mass transport

• Selling shitty cars that drive into lakes

• Taking a huge amount of public money to subsidize said shithouse cars

• Monopolizing the battery industry and pumping out mid products and sit on patents

• Embracing and amplifying the most cancerous and self consuming culture like baseless conspiracy theories, The Big Bang Theory and 2015 era “dank memes”

• Redirecting aerospace technology and advancements towards meaningless gestures like launching cars into space or a pipe dream Mars colony

• Convincing rich rubes into thinking their trucks are bulletproof, indestructible ATVs

• Online “banking” and money transfer so slow and inefficient it has a measurable negative effect on the economy.

Now he’s going to “”“make the government more efficient”“” aka defunding basically everything, hastening the collapse of the US Empire.

He’s going to defund NASA for more SpaceX contracts and it’ll be Columbia times 100 and kill 10,000,000 Americans by defunding the EPA and getting rid of the “woke” FDA. He still has a grudge against the CDC for closing his Tesla factories during 2020, and by God he’s going to dissolve the CDC so the US is even less prepared for whatever mutated H5N1 variant that’s going to come out of a US factory farm next year.

The tumour of American culture has become malignant but the Americans worship him like an antibody. And the Americans will have deserved it.

As a DPS main I also request more tanks.

See, I saw it as an attempt at Hexbear’s r/Fauxmoi (who are for some reason extremely pro Palestine for an apolitical celebrity gossip subreddit, not that I’m complaining)

Its about absorbing progressive momentum then dispersing it so the rich won’t get taxed and/or have to pay fair wages.

Occupy Wall St. would have been bad for rich people if that movement was associated with a competent political party, so Dems took to it to do nothing.

“dunk culture” can be fun but it’s rarely constructive, gives off white cishet man vibes, and has the potential to shift closer to the reactionary reddit “snark”.

???

If “dunk culture” gives white cishet mam vibes, you haven’t spent enough time behind the Great Firewall of China.