I’ve been using reVanced lately. It is a YouTube patcher, not a standalone application, but it’s good enough for me https://github.com/ReVanced/revanced-manager/

Repeat with me, class: There are no bad jobs, only bad conditions

It’s more international that I thought

Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate’s door while they sleep

I thought so too but then I noticed that the 4 burners have 5 knobs

Full release male when a GOTY edition male comes in:

So… Did you wish to have a huge cock or to ride a huge cock?

As a cis man, I sometimes pee sitting down but only at home, never in a public bathroom. I go as far as lifting the toilet seat with my foot. The less contact the better. Maybe if I touched the bowl with my dick it would fall off, not taking any chances

I’m very surprised that the Daily News delivers to the Backrooms honestly

Obligatory Opabinia appreciation video

I think people say it because it helps if you’re “having a bad week” or whatever, and it certainly doesn’t hurt, but yeah, if it’s something more serious or it lasts longer, people should be looking for professionals while still practicing self care. Same thing we do with all other illnesses

How many times do I have to tell you? Those are not extraterrestrials! I know you have problems with object permanence, but isn’t it too much of a coincidence that those aliens arrived at the same time your dogs disappeared, RIGHT AFTER you gave them those E.T. costumes? You’ve been feeding your dogs paper money for a week now! The money you got in your bank account is not “space interest”, it’s your disability check!

Three Thanoses Twerking

Keep it on. The ukrainians will mistake you for NAFO. You can them befriend them by offering them soup. You’ll be shitposting for United24 in no time.

That’s on you. I’d rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

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Wait a minute, I’ll go check

It clicked for me when I heard it’s a non-random selection of random mutations

The article has the full picture, not sure why it got cropped out. As an Italian, I would have preferred we had been left out…