Crazy, I was JUST telling a friend about this guy like an hour ago

Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

Butt lickers are preferable to boot lickers

Full house, transitioning to 5 of a kind. Can be annoying to get going, but with just a bit of deck fixing it goes hard

Grapes

Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this…

No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed

For text, sure. But you can’t exactly store video or audio in book format

You know, I was initially kinda annoyed by it, but this just feels wrong. You should freely express yourself however you feel comfortable doing so.

If nothing else, maybe be more readable, but don’t turn down the spice, temp, or fun. You be you and fuck the haters

I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

bEEEEEEEEEEEans WHAT THE FUUUUUUUU-

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

THANK YOU

Damn. I thought I acquired a shiny…

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is better straight out of the can, and I will die on this hill

Fair enough

It has to be more time consuming to type like that than to just use proper spelling and grammar… why?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound