“The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.”

I mean, if they want a month long reminder that they’re a bunch of losers, I guess I’m ok with that.

What an obnoxious whiny little bitch… goes and starts a trade war for no reason, and then loses.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” ~ George Orwell, 1984

I was told as a child that I didn’t have ADHD because I was able to sit quietly and read for long periods of time. I was only able to read for long periods if it was a fantasy novel. Now, in my 40s, my doctor was amazed I’d never been diagnosed as, according to them, I’m “textbook.”

He’s not insane. He’s an idiot.

Feel like he mispronounced “kicking”.

Don’t be weak. Don’t be stupid… so basically, he’s saying don’t be him.

Donnie has bankrupted everything he’s ever touched (including casinos). Why would anyone look at that track record and assume he wouldn’t do it again. The man’s an imbecile.

I mean, Trump has a point here. That portrait is barely recognizable as being him… way too normal looking, not enough orange blotches around the face, hair looks attached instead of combed over, and she definitely wasn’t able to capture that maniacal glint in his eyes.

Self-defense requires there to be an ongoing threat to your or someone else’s immediate safety. If he was able to leave the altercation, head to his truck to retrieve his rifle, and then return to the situation that’s not self-defense, its premeditation.

Even if his tariffs do bring in $1 trillion, that’s not even half the loss his tariffs have cause in just 3 days.

Stabbed him right in the grundle.

I think you meant American laws mean nothing once you’ve achieved a high enough level of wealth… the rest of us out here certainly get punished for violations.

Not all of us are blinded by cheddar.

I just went and checked, and the reddit app has a 4.7 star rating on Google play store, yet when you go read the reviews, they’re all 1 or 2 stars.

I wish this man would finally do something beneficial for the world and just die already… preferably of a cheeseburger related causation (heart attack, stroke, or choke).

German cars are better anyway. I doubt they’ll be upset by this shocking development.

The only one doing economic harm to America is this orange assclown.

And you always overpaid because of it.