At the schoolyard:

So my mom commented on my tiktok dance, cringe!

You think that’s cringe, I borrowed the laptop and now my mom is suing a bunch of porn companies.

Add it to the list for pirated games:

• No DRM
• Fully offline (when applicable)
• Complete with all DLC
• Patched

And if you get hold of a dodgy copy the malware could be more trustworthy than what ubisoft does.

Removed by mod

The reboots have reached the 90s, can’t wait for X-Files or I think they’ll call it Q-Files.

Is it because companies tend to strip denuvo from the games after some months?

Just increase Delta-V until it enters orbit.

Inconcevable!

My favorite interview question, because we’ve interviewed quite a few of these folks, is something to the effect of ‘How fat is Kim Jong Un?’ They terminate the call instantly, because it’s not worth it to say something negative about that," he told a panel session at the RSA Conference in San Francisco Monday.

👏👏🏻👏🏼🐧

Neat!

You did it you maniac, you finally did it!

Do you need a boost with your programming!

Go for main engine start, and get your SRB socks!

A mix of democratic and republican states, everyone gets a taste of the lunacy.

Alternative title: Inspired to find a man to take you for a ride in his space penis

In this crazy world, I hope they can get $5000 from some gop-hired novice without any experience.

Combine insisting on your right with pseudo legal language with an inexperienced judge, and bam! the 45° red ink worked miraculously.

Puppy mistake to use facial recognition on your computer.

I think in the last few years DDG has been improving and google has been worsening for general searching. Because I have nearly stopped using !g before I used it constantly.

I still use google at work as the results there match a bit better.

Pee on self?

/Bison man

Squat and pee.

Sitting and standing is bad.

/Italian man

It looks to me that all in the class looks at “you”/the one sitting in the back, because they see them as an extremist.