No one is gunning for you my guy.
Walk without rhythm so you won’t attract the worm.
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Damn it. That’s not actually the joke I wanted to make. My joke - stupid as it is - it would be fedposting. And in these insane times - I could have law enforcement literally knocking on my door tomorrow.
I dunno if you’re gonna be an assassin it kinda makes sense. Do an easy assassination on an also-ran as a warmup up so you don’t messup the big one like crooks. Besides what self respecting assassin doesn’t have at least one Kennedy assassination under their belt?
tbf he is a Kennedy
He’s constantly at risk of his head just doing that.
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Lot of faith in the Secret Service’s competence for a Kennedy
secret service going to shoot him in the head to kill the brainworm
bro who do you think you are
how is this guy polling at 10%? Our country is so strange.
dynastic name recognition. the burger soul secretly yearns for england
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I thought the worms were cured?
He’s not wrong, when was a time where US had a fuctioning democracy and assassinations of a president at the same time?
Also, as threats to our democracy lurk in every corner, please sign the petition to urge the White House to provide me with personal chefs and a chauffeur.
Who would care enough to go after him? Embarrassed Kennedy family members?
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