HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years agotitlehexbear.netimagemessage-square54linkfedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down10
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minus-squarebetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 years agoYes, I’m a man. That means I drain my styrofoam tray of raw chicken into a glass and add some spritz for a manly sparkling myoglobin.
minus-squareYamimakai [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoNow why would a man want a sparkling drink? You know what else sparkles? Glitter. No real man would be caught dead in the same room as glitter.
Yes, I’m a man. That means I drain my styrofoam tray of raw chicken into a glass and add some spritz for a manly sparkling myoglobin.
Now why would a man want a sparkling drink?
You know what else sparkles? Glitter. No real man would be caught dead in the same room as glitter.