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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Man shows eclipse to his fish

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Man shows eclipse to his fish

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    This is what a Lovecraft story looks like from the eldritch beings’ perspective.

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      ‘yo, dude it’d be totally rad to show this human the true meaning of its existence’

      ‘it totally would, cthulu. You da man.’

      Cthulu shotguns another beer

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      Cthulhu: Hehehe imma put some eye magic on that guy and let him see the cosmos hehehe

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    deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

  • dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    “Higher being” is true in a strictly topographical sense.

    Growing legs and flopping out of the oceans was a mistake.

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      Depends what you think of as a mistake

      Despite the propaganda life isn’t better 🎵 under the sea 🎵

      We became apex predators on land and can/are killing every species

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        In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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      Fuck, I have to pay taxes.

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    Really…? No one has mentioned that he has taken the glasses off himself to put on the fish. That’s some BIG IQ business right there.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    This fish just got a fucking GOOlock backstory

    Ripped from his home and exposed to the nature of the cosmos in an unprotected manner thet leaves it blinded and desperately confused for the rest of its life

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      It’s wearing glasses

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        Its eyes are on the sides of its head…

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          Yes, it’s not only not looking at it, it also has glasses casting shadows down the side of its head including its eyes

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      For those of us not playing the home game: “great-old-one warlock.” It’s not some advanced racial epithet.

      Probably. I mean it is D&D. Everybody hates everybody.

      • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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        No that’s 40k

        D&D is where everyone attempts to seduce everybody, and fail at it miserably as soon as the DM asks the players to actually state what their best pick up move is

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          Sokka: “Maybe we could dooo… an activity together?”

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            Zuko: “Thats rough buddy”

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    Man shows the dark god his hunt.

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    deleted by creator

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      Maybe his own, too. He’s rockin the safety squints.

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        He’s aiming down the sights of the fish though. So he benefits from the fish’s glasses

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          I didn’t think of that. I usually use a scope on my fish.

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    Wait until all of the fish’s friends chained up in a cave hear about this!

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    You think that’s really his fish or does the fish belong to itself?

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      End fish slavery.

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        Fish appropriation.

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    Its fellows are still honoring it as the chosen one.

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    The guy with the phone looks like he’s saying “Yeah, eclipse bitch!!”

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    …that just sounds like DMT.

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    Probably didn’t work. Fish eyes are adapted for seeing through water, not through air. Probably just looked like a fuzzy blob amongst a bunch of other fuzzy blobs.

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