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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Bro left it in the Twilight Zone

  • db2@lemmy.world
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    BE NOT AFRAID

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      Biblically accurate gig worker.

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    Wait I have something to contribute here!

    Thank you UPS, very helpful 👍

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      Close Encounters of the Third Class

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      deleted by creator

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    They keep leaving this shit in the 4th dimension, it’s pissing me off!

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    Your door dash driver is a Nazgul

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    Looks more like deliverance than delivery.

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    Your Dasher was Claude Monet.

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    it’s next to the time ghost, to the right of 3 tuesdays ago

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      Best reply itt!

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    Yeah, obviously within that summoning circle.

    I don’t see the issue

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    I mean, at least it will keep fresh in that time rift.

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    I love when they leave it outside a front door you don’t recognize!

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      You can only recognize it using the same amount of absinthe they had.

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    Kinda looks like that picture was taken from inside a jello mold, looking out.

    I think I can see a grape.

    E: it might be corn, not a grape

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    “Engage!”

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    Are people not able to make out the entryway with food in front of the door?

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    What that power ranger leader looks like on the other side of the tube.

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