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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41974212
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Or everything just reads fallout zone.
Fuck, we got Florida… can we gift it to Russia or something?
Mexican Occupation Zone would be the funniest thing ever and worth it to see some of those racist maga fucks have to answer to people with brown skin.
Please give Illinois to Canada, I could not bring myself to move to Iowa 🤮
Wait, if we become Canadian, does that mean we get Toronto housing prices to?
I’ll take the hockey and free healthcare but I REFUSE to learn French
Take it from someone who speaks both as a foreign language: French is far, far less insane than English. I’d welcome it being the lingua franca instead of English. Or Spanish, or Italian, that’s fine too
But it’s easy, qui qui, hon hon hon.
i heard of new bombings happening in the los angeles strip.
it’s complicated, religion and stuff.
Funny but we don’t want bigger counties, we need smaller countries.
Split the USA up in 50 states, and those territories become their own independent country as well, then let them join the Europen union which by then we can rename
Yes, please.
I think the chance of everything being China is far more likely.
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oh yeah its comment section time
Minnesotan here, I for one welcome my new hoserlords
Came here to say this lol
Isn’t Minnesota already basically South Canada, except Minnesotans expressively distinct themselves verbally from Canada? I’m certain there were a HIMYM episode or two about that.
- no Indigenous nation
- no indipendent Blak nation
- no Chinese occupied zone
hmm
You like segregation?
Can we skip the war part and go strait to me now being a Canadian, I would like me some of that health care.
As an European let me clear, we’re not putting our hands in the fucking south! Fuckin Trump-Land? Not worth the hassle. Let them incest themselves to extinction.
NO WAIT PLEASE TAKE US I’M BEGGING! I’LL EVEN DRINK YOUR TEA INSTEAD OF SWEET TEA!
You’ll have to speak French or German though.
Realistically it’d be Spanish, especially because so many locals in these states already do.
Is Cajun close enough?
The lingua franca of Europe is EU-English, though.
As long as it’s German, I’m okay with this. I refuse to learn that fucked up French counting
You haven’t seen the german version of fucked up counting yet then lol
I believe the Danish take the crown.
Is it worse than Japanese?
https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
Don’t know know about the Japanese system, but the Danish number system is not great. https://satwcomic.com/just-a-number
The Swiss and the Belgians have streamlined french counting.
They’re already 2/3rds of the way there.
Someone is going to have to de-nazify the south.
