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kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Only Satan's children will scroll past this post without commenting "Amen"

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Only Satan's children will scroll past this post without commenting "Amen"

kali_fornication@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    I always found the shepherd metaphor questionable, on account of the reason you keep sheep is to eat them

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      What part didn’t make sense? Upon your death your soul is released. You see Jesus. You float towards him. You are eaten.

      The reason we have the ten commandments is that sin makes the soul taste gamey.

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      A lot of Jesus’ teachings are higly questionable, and are impossible to apply unless you’re a part of a travelling cult. Mainstream Christianity only pays lip service to his moral framework and is more commited to maintaining power and prestige for its priest caste.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjrn4dXE2yI

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      I think it’s highly appropriate, as sheep are fleeced.

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        So’s your mother

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      Also wool and milk, but ultimately, yeah.

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