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Me: Trying to fall asleep Brain: Remember that dumb thing you did 20 years ago? Yeah that was pretty embarrassing and dumb
I wish I could patch my brain firmware.
No, brain, the hyenas are not gonna eat me alive if I make that mistake again — stop tormenting me!
the key is to do a new cringey thing every couple years and dwell on that instead.
I’m used to seeing her make period jokes. My first read of it was that her uterus was punishing her for eternity, or until menopause.
Everytime I get one of those thoughts I end up saying “I like doo doo” out loud, so I break that thought with another infinitely cringey thing and continue the process forever.
No, horses are terrible people
Hi, Bojack
What did you do?
