http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
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This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
I wish for a magic device that can do anything I want but is only visible by the person making this wish and only usable by those who can see it
Why, uh, why do you need to stop your neighbor from having something nice too?
Have you met my neighbor?
I’ve met all neighbors. I am the God of neighbors. Yours is actual above the standard level of neighborliness, but not greater than a standard deviation.
I would not trust either neighbor with this power
Because he is my neighbour, Nursultan Tuliagby. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock radio, he cannot afford…
Your wish is granted and it appears in a searing flash of light that leaves you permanently blinded.