Honey is basically bee puke, most folks are ok with that…
I hate poop more than I like my favorite food.
But your favorite food already requires poop to be made
Per my training in fae wilds, I’d say no.
NEVER trust those fairy bastards… little trickster mother fucks… they will literally do anything for a laugh
“This domain of delight is about to become a domain of dread if you don’t take your wordsmithing ass elsewhere.”
Does it simply look and taste like my favourite food? Is it actually a faecal process and the molecules are different (but indistinguishable) from the real food?
Or is the poop that comes out literally my favourite food?
Is it making this food-poop just for me? Or is this what it poops daily?
If it encounters a Hyena would it shit out a half-eaten corpse?
If I was a cannibal and my favourite food was a newborn baby, would this magical beast give birth out of its asshole?
If my favourite food was dry corn chips, would it rip up the asshole on the way out? Would I get blood on my chips by accident? Or is the rectum like a goats, and it just kinda folds out and spills everywhere?
I’m too high for this shit.
Or, not high enough.
Yes. Poutine doesn’t exactly look appetizing in the first place.
But damn is that shit fuckin taaaasty.
I want some so bad. As a Canadian, it is my birthright.
I live about 20 minutes from Seattle and got stupid lucky that a place opened about a 10 minute walk from me that happens to specialize in UK-style meat pies and pasties. Go in for the first time, peep the menu “OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SERVE POUTINE I WANT TWO ORDERS STAT” This was my first time eating the fabled delicacy.
MAY ALL THE GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO OUR GREAT CANADIAN FRIENDS FOR CREATING SUCH AN AMAZING COMFORT FOOD
And yes, poutine deserves shoutycaps.
Also, does your user refer to the mycologist born in 1955 or the one born in 1971? They’re both pretty fuckin rad.
The one born in the 2200s! Star Trek character
And yes, Poutine is amazing… I am dying inside without it.
I really liked Paul’s and Hugh’s dynamic on discovery, they both complimented each other so well, it seemed! Big respect for your user, the man could control the entire mycelial network, and had that Stamets thing he could do with his triangle eyebrows, when he got irritated! Gotta admit a small crush on Tilly, though. Especially Killy. Damn.
I am an aggressively homosexual man. I love penis. Just like my namesake, I also love Culber. However…
Tilly could also turn me straight. And agreed. Especially Killy.
But thank you <3 the show means a lot to me. I always loved Star Trek, but the queer representation was lacking. Star Trek Discovery, having the first openly gay main character in Star Trek, meant an enormous amount to me. Even more so, when there was no big deal drawn to his homosexuality. Just… Just… After the end of his second episode, they were like, oh yeah, he has a husband. Love this show. aware of its flaws, but I love this show.
It’s hard for me to explain this, but I was raised to be homophobic by my parents. They were evangelical US Christians, so I was raised to believe terrible things. I was able to think my way out of it by being able to talk to LGBT friends, but damn it’s hard to fight internalized homophobia.
I’m happy to say I’ve had many people talk to me and at least one awesome fellow sailor in the navy who is “a quite aggressively homosexual man (and I do mean man) with a distinct fondness for the penis, who regaled me on very boring watches with many explicit stories of taking rather thick veiny cock, and he was the absolute best for not giving a fuck about the homophobia that preceded his arrival.
I’m glad I’ve had the instinct to question why sex and love between people should be so demonized, and Discovery overtakes STV (the first series I was able to get into) as my favorite because of literal diversity and inclusion.
Culber got that Culber thing, that “you bring that thing that Paul needs, and damn you look good doing it”, he’d turn me gay w/o question. And YES, it got to where it should be: two souls just loving each other.
Happy to have met you Stamets.
My Maine/Canadian wife became allergic to dairy about 2 years ago now. Any recommendations on non gloopy dairy free cheese curd that will squeak like the curds are supposed to in poutine? She’d lose her mind if I could pull off making that dairy free, but still convincing.
I have zero recommendations because I find cheese curds to be a stupid thing to use in poutine so I never do. Shredded cheese is where its at. I’m not a fan of just giant clumps of random partly melted cheese just floating in gravy. I want the cheese to be stringy and coating everything. Like not yucking anyone elses yum but ain’t for me so I got no advice. Sorry buddy <3
Well, I do already drink yeast piss quite happily. But, one should never, ever eat fae food.
Was that supposed to be beast piss or are you just not particular about the candida levels of the person creating the piss?
Na, “yeast piss” is alcohol.
Oh thank god
I mean, if it’s literally my favorite food, and not something else as well, or besides, or alternatively, or sneaked in… then yeah. If it was an intelligent creature, and I could lap it up right from the source, it would be like combining giving and receiving pleasure, just like all the best times.
I’m ass-uming that if I can let it poop in my mouth, it must be intelligent enough, right?
Damn, this is the best response I’ve seen to the Trump poop video so far
I’m sorry, the what?
I’ve not watched it because I don’t like looking at the orange thing that rapes children, but from what I can gather the rapist posted a video dressed up like a king and then getting in a plane and shitting on people.
