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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago

DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool

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DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago
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Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is still the single most effective way to make drugs look uncool to America’s youth.
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    Who’s doing K and thinking they’re cool?

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      Ummm, Musk

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      My experience with ketamine was in a hospital setting and I would not describe it as even fun?

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        They will give it in cases of trauma, especially severe physical trauma, so yes many people’s experience with it isn’t pleasant.

        This is why I always recommend people experiment with drugs before they have this kind of problem come up.

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      90’s high school kids?

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      Not the Organ Donors

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