What if I wanted a specific broom?
In Washington state potatoes cannons were legal as long as you classified them a “line throwing device”. I.e. something to throw a rope from ship to ship if you like lose an engine or something. So when you go to the lake to play bring a rope and a nail to stick the rope in the potato if the cops come and ask questions.
I wonder if this person is also into punkin chuckin?
That’s trebuchets
That’s “pumpkin relocation assistant.”
Another name could be “rapid potato transport device”
Potatoportation
Potato re-allocator
irish keepaway device
Too soon.
Raw potato masher.
Fun fact: PVC doesn’t show up on x-rays. So when this thing turns into shrapnel and embeds itself in your abdomen; doctors get to just hunt around and hope they find all the pieces.
But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there’s no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.
Very human
At the very least, mammalian.
Wolverine must have a cousin with a PVC bone structure out there somewhere…
so what you’re saying is that I can sneak this onto a plane
Looks a bit long for sneaking, depends on your anatomy I guess
What about an MRI? Too slow maybe?
Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.
My opinions themselves are plastic; constantly changing.
My life is plastic; it’s fantastic.
I think Bruce Lee said that.
“Be like plastic. Firm, but if you warm up you can change shape to fit a mold.”
The Thermosetting Plastic in the room
Also, “Be about a spoon’s worth in everyone’s brain”
Everyone thought he was dishing out sage martial arts wisdom that they didn’t quite understand, but Bruce Lee was constantly trying to discuss the looming threat of microplastics. Truly ahead of his time.
That fact was fun! 🥰
I appreciate knowing this. If I’m dying from consuming high velocity plastic shrapnel, I won’t expect xrays to help.
The word consuming is deeply unsettling in this context. More so than high velocity plastic shrapnel, which is surprising
I’ve only ever seen potato “holders” made out of ABS, not PVC. Not sure that ABS is any more resistant to er- rapid unscheduled disassemblies.
In the firework industry we use ABS in our mortars because they will stretch and rip if a firework explodes in the tube rather than shatter and turn into shrapnel.
ABS would be better in that regard, it has a higher plasticity and less likely to fragment. But the one in the OP is PVC. ABS pipe is black.
Edit: And I’m pretty sure ABS doesn’t show either.
We used to make them out of PVC pipe from the hardware store
Yup, gotta get that sch40 stuff.
Nothing a lead paint job can’t fix
Asbestos gauze
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must fire my temporary potato holder true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will …
My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in war is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit …
My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …
Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!Please, more “sets the potato down” and “push a button” substitutions.
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must push a button on my temporary potato holder true. I must set the potato down straighter than my enemy who is trying to set a potato down on me. I must set the potato down on him before he sets a potato down on me. I will …
My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in setting potatoes down is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our button pushes, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the anywhere you want that counts. We will hit …
My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …
Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!Came here to post this. Shut up and take my upvote.
The picture is split in half?
OP forgot to turn on vsync
The picture is split in half.
Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.
Rule of thirds or something. Idk I’m not an artist.
Pretty sure it’s 3.50
It’s closer to 80/20
Oh, the Pareto split
That reminds me I wanted to build a firecracker shotgun. Still haven’t figured out a sleek way to ignite them though.
Very rich fuel air mixture and a spark igniter?
Safer and less fun way, heating element.
I made a firecracker gun out of lego technics when i was young. The munition was a firecracker too, was pretty fun.
I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.
My idea was glueing some copper wire to the bottom of the fuse and using a battery powered ignition mechanism but maybe I’m overthinking it 😅
Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?
But then you have to train a cat to buy more matches at the store for the mouse and they always try to eat the money.
Good ol spud gun. Made one back in the day. My buddy went overboard and had one manufactured out of steel and used ether as a propellant. Was pretty wild compared to the pvc version.
That’s just for starters, Pros use a temporary Christmas tree holder
the broom stick is for checking if it’s loaded, call it a cleaning rod
Corporate social media sucks
To be fair it will be about as gental as it’s terminal volocity. Which is hard but like not that bad.
