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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Magical world

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Magical world

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Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    This is also unironically a good way to get more comfortable spontaneously speaking a language you're learning. Don't know the word for refrigerator? Cold food box. Don't know how to say yawn? Tired sound. Etc. You'll be more or less understandable and people will probably tell you the word you need when they figure out what you mean.

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      this is great advice.

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      It is also the only way to speak in Toki Pona

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        Toki Pona is overdoing it, but it's also how Esperanto is doing it: fridujo = cold-container. Also German, now you're mentioning it: Kühlschrank = cold-cabinet.

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        toki a!

  • Neil@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

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    A computer is just a really hot pile of sand.

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      Speak for yourself. I keep my pile of sand pretty chill.

  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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    A human brain is just anxiety meat!

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      You have solved the entire universe for me

      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Roanoke gaming is the guy I heard refer to human brains as "anxiety meat"

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    deleted by creator

    • uberrice@feddit.de
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      The way transistors and integrated circuits are made is called lithography. Stone scribing. If you describe it that way, electricity sounds like magic.

      • mcmoor@bookwormstory.social
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        Magic circle transcribed in nano meter scale sounds even more magical than the magic itself

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    World? I think you mean pressurised, life-sustaining, mud, water and rock ball.

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    Ah, the literal German translation.

  • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.ee
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    we're all just various beans in a trenchcoat

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Butter is just shaken cow juice.

    • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Two mice fell into a bucket of cream, one mouse quickly gave up and drowned, the other kept swimming until the cream turned to butter, and walked out.

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    Gas is just dinosaur breath.

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    TO Think such a horrible thing would be uttered by a member of my own family…

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    Water is just oxygen hydrogen!

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    Lemonade is not just lemon water, there is a requirement of shitloads of sugar in there.

    If I took a tree and shoved it in a hole, then called it a door, you'd be like nah that's not a door. Yet you put leaves in water and it's tea.

    This dude's argument is all wrong

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      You are the highest ranking candidate for the cranial staple

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    Call me when tea, coffee or lemonade taste of something beyond bitter water

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      do you like, like anything?

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        Not flavored water

    • Mint@lemmy.one
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      I can't comment on coffee. As for tea, it depends on the type and how you prepare it. To clarify, when I mention tea, I'm referring to tea made from the Camellia sinensis plant. This includes green, white, oolong, black, heicha, and puerh teas. Anything not from the Camellia sinensis plant is called tisane or herbal tea.

      Green tea can be the most bitter, or the least bitter, depending if you make it well. You need to make sure its not boiling water, but water that's around 80c.

      White tea is probably easier to make just make sure its not boiling water and it shouldn't be bitter either.

      Then again if you're calling something like lemonade bitter, a thing that has so much sugar I don't really know if me telling you would even help.

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        I don't drink lemonade with much sugar, that would just make it sugar water.

        Idk, I'm no expert on tea. But I've had various people offer various teas to me I've the years and unless it was drowned in sugar, it's never not tasted like bitter water to me.

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      Call me when you develop the palate of an adult.

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