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Angel [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Settlerman and the Dipshits

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Settlerman and the Dipshits

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Angel [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Dems dropped 15 million votes. Greens got less than 15 million votes. But it’s all greens fault stupid voters angry-place

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Comrade stroke take my energy. Take my last drop. I will give my life for this cause

    spirit-bomb

    • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      god fucked up when they gave matt christman a stroke instead of giving john redditman a second stroke

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Matt Christman battles the Balrog and returns as Christman the White?

        • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.netBanned
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          Removed by mod

        • Angel [any]@hexbear.netOP
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          Wait- wrong Balrog

          • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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            trollface

  • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I like how he badly cropped out the many more votes the Libertarian Party “stole” from the GOP. biden-megamind

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    The incredible hubris to simultaneously call 64k people dipshits and also imply that they owe you their vote. Hope he dies horribly.

    • Hestia [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I hope he has another stroke and loses the majority of his motor functions

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        Yup, there are some things worse than instant death. Being unable to move around, speak coherently, and/or piss and shit without assistance is up there, definitely what a piece of garbage like him deserves.

        • Hestia [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          There’s a tribal elder I’ll see at work alot who had a stroke and I made sure to remember how he likes his coffee and check in on him whenever I see him. It’s really a terrible fate I wouldn’t wish on any decent human being

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    Weird. Wonder how many vote the Libertarian might have taken from the Republicans. John Thomas drew ~87k votes. Oh… but I guess Greens are the only one that could take votes from the Democrats. Honestly either way, its fucking stupid to even think about this in this way. The Democrats and Republicans aren’t owed any votes that go to third parties.

  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netM
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    ugh fetterman is such a loser. it could never be the dems veering right that helped the GOP, it was green party voters

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    Eat my shit and hair there is only room up here for one giant!

    Hey! Hey! Settlerman! Do some math for me! If FIFTEEN PERCENT of your voters fucking discorporated how did .9% of the electorate hurt you? OH THAT’S RIGHT THEY DIDN’T YOU JUST FUCKING SUCK

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    They know the third party vote didn’t change the outcome in a single state.

    They’re hoping if they say it now, 30% of the people who hear it will never hear otherwise

    • urmums401k [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Just ensuring none of us will ever deal with these shit sticks again.

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    Please, comrade clot!

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    Uncritical support to clumps of blood cells and platelets.

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    I think he’s talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off. Their level of smugness is unbearable.

    Also why doesn’t CNN’s results ticker show the other participants in that senate race? Nvm I know the answer

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      I think he’s talking about a senate race in PA where it looks like, mathematically anyway, those Green votes would put the Dem ahead of Republican but he can still fuck off.

      There are two libertarian turbo-chuds also running for that PA Senate seat, who peeled off nearly twice as many votes from the Republicans than the Greens did from the Democrats. You can even see the edges of their vote totals cropped off in his screenshot.

      And that’s even assuming they would have voted for either party anyway! Many of them wouldn’t have voted at all!

      He’s a tremendously unserious dipshit.

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    Them’s rookie numbers, means you suck.

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    Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Yinzer Shrek has layers, but every single one of them is bad at math.

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    Imagine being called a dipshit by a literal ogre lmao shrek-troll

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