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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

Tesla bot watches you while you sleep

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Tesla bot watches you while you sleep

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vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    protect you from any home invasions

    100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid

    • vegeta1 [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      “protect you from any home invasions”

      Yeah fuck all these bots

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.net
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      • TheaJo [she/her,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        peak reference

      • buckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Those kids deserved it

    • D61 [any]@hexbear.net
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      100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid

      “Papa, tell me how the Butlerian Jihad started again…” lisan-al-gaib

    • Mokey2 [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      It definitely will not do anything

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    An underpaid and overworked exploited worker will be remotely doing those panopticon duties in a Mechanical Turk fashion and credulous techbros will believe what they want to believe.

    That does not make it better.

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    I’m glad that these robots won’t be able to do any of that and this is all a big, dumb waste of time. It would be so awful if these things were real in any meaningful sense.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      If there’s a sold product/service it will involve a Mechanical Turk operated by unseen suffering workers.

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    A robot that is capable of protecting you from a home invasion is also a robot capable of arresting you if its owners decide they want to.

    I don’t want a cop in my home thanks.

    • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Yeah, that’s scary as shit. They’re advertising that this robot is capable of violence.

  • TerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    It also hobbles you and makes you write a novel

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    The ideal room for lonely man with his overpriced Tesla robot: one where the drywall isn’t painted or adorned with a single decoration. Not even a nightstand.

  • toys_are_back_in_town [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    this is awesome, i hope this ends up in every bougie internet-connected smart house

    party-sicko

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    All I’m reading is that there’s gonna be gig work job openings for people to dress up as RoboCop and watch you sleep.

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    Creepy illustration, but also reminds me of in Skyrim your follower just stands there staring at you when you sleep in a bed

  • TrashGoblin [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Paranormal Activity moment.

  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    Can’t wait till these things go I, Robot, Ex Machina, Detroit: Become Human, etc on the bouge

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      The opening of Terminator 2 but instead of human skulls, the robot is standing on a giant pile of funko pops.

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      Ex Machina is a story about a cool robot lady who does absolutely nothing wrong.

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      I was thinking about the first robot, B1-66ER, that killed his masters in order to save his own life in the Animatrix. (CW: Animatrix has many gruesome, animated gore scenes that can be difficult for viewers to watch.)

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    Monitor your breathing, heart rate, sleep patterns

    This is just an overpriced Garmin for chuds who have a home invasion fetish.

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    DO NOT OBSERVE THE PORCELAIN MAN

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    Welp. People are much more susceptible to bullshit marketing than I ever could have imagined

    Immediate mass re-education is the only thing that can save the burger brain

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