Reminds me of The hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. There’s an being who is immortal and so bored being immortal that his quest is to insult every single being in the universe personally and in alphabetical order by their names. So he travels around just to pass the time insulting people
“Bowerick Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was a being who became immortal after an accident with a few rubber bands, a liquid lunch, and a particle accelerator. After a period of total boredom, especially on Sunday afternoons, he decided to insult everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order.”
RIP Arthur Philip Deodat.
“You’re a jerk, Dent, a complete asshole”
Dude sounds like a jerk, a complete kneebiter.
If there was a religion around him I’d be his head priest.
This one actually made me laugh pretty hard
Better than anal probe.
Is that a MAGA hat?
Not all red hats are maga
But all maga hats are red!
Just like all jacuzzis are whirlpools but not all whirlpools are jacuzzis
Check the date in the top right corner
Aliens and time travel, got it
That’s what I thought too. We have a lot of maga ufo guys in my area.
