It’s a name for a hockey player whose job it is to hurt players on the other team.

You turn into a henchman to a villain of your choosing.

Oxballs and Squarepeg Toys make some high quality silicone toys. Njoy does stainless steel, pricey but worth it. I just bought a couple of glass ones from Luscious playthings; well made with high quality glass.

A nice butt plug ☺️

POV Santa riding reverse cowgirl

He’d give you that pure load, not tainted by electrical infetterance.

Do tigers also have barbed penises…?

Oh yeah baby, fill my honeypot 🐝💦 🍯

Your mother

Next time I’m mounting a dick, “oh, bother” is definitely coming out.

Where’s the joke?

I appreciate you writing this all out. Always good to learn new perspectives on other people’s lives.

Do you play league of legends?

Tell me you’ve never had a good blowjob, without telling me you’ve never had a good blowjob.

The frog does not concern himself with the temperature of the water.

Yeah, and those are the ones I won’t abide. And I certainly won’t be paying for an app just so my other apps behave.

shocking

Nothing these criminals do is shocking anymore.

What article?

Don’t know what os you’re on, but on Android at least, you can customize what type of notifications are allowed per app.

It’s true, I’ve looked at the evidence (nonexistent) and it backs this claim 100%