Zoomed out, I thought the wife was a golden retriever

Holds my phone at a distance while squinting.

Can’t unsee the wife.

But then as an adult we realise why we shouldn’t.

Or feel bad when we do it anyway

Np. Welcome to the comm !

Centurii-chan’s not on Lemmy yet (that I know of).

You’ll have to comment on the original post (links in body) to give them a proper hard time.

Yes

Alexa, play Dame da ne.

Considering Cid actually ends up becoming able to out-nuke a nuke, I think we have our answer.

If you’re one of today’s lucky 10,000, it’s a reference to this song.

There’s plenty of solid arguments we could make against him, especially about his predatory behavior, but I don’t think this should be one of them.

The claim is muddy at best.

And if a fence-sitter actually follows up on it, this is the kind of thing that could be used as an excuse for them to go full-MAGA.

Recent claims that new documents prove the validity of the Johnson claims are false, because these documents are from 2016 and have nothing to do with what have become known as the “Epstein docs.”

Viral claims that Trump has a history of sexually assaulting children first emerged with the Johnson lawsuits in 2016. Pictures of court documents related to the case have lent perceived credibility to additional unsourced claims of child abuse that followed, and memes frequently combine the two claims.

Such claims are not new, come with several red flags and originated with an aggressive push by a serial fabulist.

Is this literally true?

I know he’s been a creep forever (and a felon, and a racist, and…), but I don’t remember literal statutory rape.

I like the outside-in method. Don’t need to remember anything.

No stress. I was being facetious. I do not have “deep knowledge”

Using my deep knowledge of the Chinese language, yes.

I browsed the global feed for a few minutes every day and, if I saw something I like, I followed.

After a few weeks, I had a feed.

Now, most of my discovery is when someone I follow reposts.

If I ever get bored of my feed, I can always trawl global again.

How normal are we talking?

Like: “Happy New Year, dear. I cheated on you on Christmas with Sarah from Finance. How is your affair with Fyodor in Marketing going?”

“Oh, Fyodor is so last year. They fired him because he was too loyal to his husband. I went with Peter in Accounting. Here, he bought us cupcakes for our anniversary.”

I saw a college student walking with an umbrella in plain daylight.

My first thought was, “That’s a bit dorky. Is this guy cosplaying a Victorian lady?”

My second thought was, “You know what, it’s hot as hell outside. You do you, my guy.”

Turn the camera around and “bro” is a chick with huge boobs and a sharpied-on moustache.

What are you doing stepbro?

Faut-il davantage taxer les milliardaires?

Oui.