Let’s say I bought a book. A real hardcover copy of Harry potter and the fucking scarecrow (again).

Do I own it?

I own the physical media, the author or publisher can’t stop my from reading it, or even reading it out loud to a crowd of people. They can’t remotely delete the pages either.

I don’t own the copyrighted text but I do, in fact, own the copy of the book.

Is it a perpetual license that let’s me read the book as long as the physical media is in my posession?

Same goes for the CD. It’s not rented and it’s not a license, OP owns it and can use it. Adobe develops and owns the source code that they compile, package and sell.

Which one? I have 15, 20, 25, and sometimes 30 in my pouch.

Thay are all perfect in God’s eyes.

I’ve rounded more hex screws than I’ve successfully unthreaded. I’ve had way less issues with torx screws.

Torx for the win

This guy is truly a jack off all trades!

Straight outta Carton

I eat starch btw

No way, they clearly drop it in through the roof using at least 3 helicopters!

Approximately CRT sized

It’s ‘Local area LAN network’. Didn’t they teach you anything in school?

I just threw my back out by reading his post

Nope, can’t say that I have. You should get that checked out.

Easy, instead of developing the technology themselves they just copy it and claim they developed it 10000 times faster.

It’s a play on the original title.

That’s not very nice.

Smog cloud

It’s a Bat Area company

Gotham?

… are located in the Bay Area

Ohh… Way less cool

Didn’t work… Are you sure you multiplied correctly? Maybe forgot to carry a 1 somewhere?

a better goal for urinal design is water reduction. i.e. urinals that use no water

Don’t get me started on those “zero water” urinals. They start to stink and accumulate all kinds of nasty in a matter of weeks. There’s a reason we flush all of that stuff down the toilet and into the sewers.

Is it on a fixed schedule?

You should really wait until it’s full before doing the laundry… That way you use it less often and use less water.

You could try reusing your towel a few times in order to save even more water, along with some electricity. Just hang it to dry in between.