I misread this as “[a]ll coding tools make developers shower,” and briefly imagined how clean that subset of people could become.

I should go back to sleep.

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My first job was at a theatre. The black jeans they had us buy to work there never lost the smell of popcorn butter. I kept them for a few years thinking they’d lose the smell after enough washings, but no.

I know that coke/popcorn/garbage mix smell, and how stupidly heavy a full trash bag gets when there’s too many full sodas in it.

I don’t eat popcorn often, but I remember we got it for free as employees in a small-sized cup. A few of us would make popcorn “parfaits” that consisted of popcorn, butter, and intentionally too much salt for several layers.

That and the slightly over-syruped coke we’d also get for free worked oddly well together.

I assume that this will ultimately be the cause of a massive heart attack, but the free snack smell-memory outpaces the garbage memory for me.

Shut the fuck up Fridays! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkN4duV4ia0

Fuck Trump

Good, I guess. Also, fuck Trump.

Back at you!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, those pooooor DOGE gremlins!

Shut up, Steve.

Man, I’d hate to live on this planet!

Those poor strippers were one week from retirement, too!

We still never talk sometimes.

Well, fuck the Trump administration, but also: fuck El Salvador.

I made my step-son aware of that, but he is likely to soon be better at the game. I’m wondering if there are pros in the game of !!off-balancing!

Butt-scupple

Green Mario Mangione is a pillar of our society.

Judgement notwithstanding the verdict.

The king should get an AoE attack if surrounded by 3 or more opposing pieces.

Oh no! What if it pops!?

I’ll just wait here quietly for Doonesbury to address this.