Apparently you can just say “nuh uh!” and people will buy it

Fun fact: whales actually evolved from land animals

And US GDP shrank 0.3%…

It actually is kinda Biden’s fault. See, under Biden, the economy actually grew last year, which is why this makes Trump look so bad.

Showing my age

prompt engineer

They were paying people to fucking ask it questions? A professional Google searcher?

Guys, just give them The Sudetenland Crimea and this will all be over!

My wife and I were driving down the highway and I saw an old Cadillac, and I said, “hey, I like that old Cadillac.” Not even an hour later I got a facebook marketplace notification about a Cadillac for sale near me. I have NEVER searched for Cadillacs for sale.

Maybe the democrats need to ditch pro-oligarchy anti-woke members 🤷‍♂️

Don’t they have to release you after 48 hours if they don’t charge you with a crime?

Agreed, that’s why I went with 2026. Right up until Election Day 2024 I imagine people were still planning families, but once all those kids are born in 2025 I expect a drop off.

Bet that trend reverses by 2026

I thought the Secret Service fell under the Department of the Treasury

As long as you call it Freedom Points or some other pandering bullshit the super patriots will cheer for it.

Your agenda is…

proceeds to list Republican agenda

Something is really breaking down and I think social media is at the center of it.

I feel like you could apply this to almost every societal crisis we’re facing. It’s like social media took every little crack in the foundation and turned it into a chasm.

They took my freaking kidney!

Titanfall was so goddamn fun. Hey, do you like the combat in CoD: Modern Warfare 2? Do you also want to call in a giant mech suit once in a while? Well buckle up, Buttercup, cause I’ve got a game for you!