Gets a bribe from fifa, “we need to change the name of this sportsing”
Thing in languages quite often don’t make much sense, but trying to correct them makes even less sense.
I think we have more important fucking things to worry about in this fucking country, you assclown…
He wants it named after himself, of course
Tumpball it is!
I usually call NFL 'American Football ’ why is every so wound up these days?
That’s the official name (Amerikkalainen jalkapallo) for the sport in Finland (and I guess all over Europe). Nickname is jenkkifutis (yankee footie) and it’s short version is just jefu which is used a lot.
Outside of people joking around and calling it “hand egg”, Trump just got Fifa’s first peace prize, so I wonder why he would suddenly say something like this? Hmmm …
It would be so fucking funny if this is the last straw for Americans and they finally rise up.
Supposedly, a lot of “real Americans” ditched the NFL the last few years. He might need to go after NASCAR and NHL too.
May I suggest a German word?
“Distanzkampfball”
Gehirnerschütterungsrisikorotationsellipsoidsport
It captures the defining elements of the sport: concussion risk and non-spherical object that I refuse to call “ball”. And rugby can be Gehirnerschütterungsrisikorotationsellipsoidsport 2 or Rotationsellipsoidgehirnerschütterungsrisikosport.
When he dies im gonna throw a party. I hate parties. But I hate him more
I hope he gets something like pancreatic cancer and suffers for a few months.
I’d love to see locked in syndrome after his next stroke. And may the good lord bless him with long life after that.
Explosive bowel syndrome
He was denied an ownership deal to a football team a long time ago and he’s just getting revenge. That’s what tin pot dictators do. There’s also another thing they usually do…
I think he was just giving a soccer peace prize by FIFA, this is just him doing one of his favors back, lol.
Wow. So glad this is what’s on what’s left of his mind. Not soaring prices or atrocities committed in his name. No, this is what matters.
This is what happens when you only have a partial working brain and surround yourself with idiot cocksucking minions.
I can’t wait until this fuckstain is dead, buried, and I’m taking a huge Taco Bell shit on his grave.
Why don’t you just call NFL foot ball, soccer? No one else wants to use the name soccer so it’s sort of free.
I’m surprised he’s not naming it Hitler Nazi Pedoball, for the exact same reason.
Well you see, Americans called the game with goalies “soccer” because that’s what the British called it back when we were crown colonies, so when we invented the game with linebackers, we called that “football.” then everyone else heard our word and decided to change the game with goalies’ name to “football.” So as usual, America continues to be correct, and the rest of the world is bound and determined to fuck it up.
This is wrong. Soccer was (by Americans) called Soccer after the word ‘association -> assoc -> soccer’ because back then it was called ‘Association Football’ Football is an umbrella term for sports which was not mounted (by foot) and used a ball so ‘by foot with ball -> football’ So after that to call American Football, Football, is by definition not wrong but misleading for most parts of the world. More precise would be ‘American Rugby’ since American Football is a derivative of Rugby much more so then of European Football.
We call it soccer because we already have a sport called competitive diving.
Okay, we’ll rename American football to Cricket.
So as usual, America continues to be correct
Perhaps you’ve momentarily forgotten about USA’s metric vs imperial nonsense
How many moon landings have been done in metric?
More like, how many Mars orbiters have been lost because of the US measurements?
Contrary to urban myth, NASA did use the metric system for the Apollo Moon landings. SI units were used for arguably the most critical part of the missions
https://ukma.org.uk/why-metric/myths/metric-internationally/the-moon-landings/
Which is, btw, true for most of academia/research/engineering.
Part of all of them? I guess?
So thats why FIFA awarded him a peace price award that they made just for him and after this they asked him if he could force the NFL to use another name?🤣 brilliant.
I knew there’d be something. Bingo bongo.
The fact that he parrots a good point that millions of other people have been saying for decades does not make him a smart man.
The fact that he does so at a podium in the most powerful position in the world does call into question his intelligence.
I’m on the side of who the fuck cares what another country decides to call a sport. It has no effect on you at all. The only ppl who seem to complain about it are Europeans who need a reason to seem superior to American so everyone will forget they’ve been fucking up the world 300 years longer than the US
Are you on team Ananas or team Pineapple though?

You know, bananas without “b” is a pineapple.
Aqui en Español, es la piña, no es la anana.
I’m on team forbidden butt plug.
it totally looks like a pinecone, and you can’t tell from the outside if its delicious or not, so I’m team pineapple.
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