If that’s not enough
“Almost”
Time period is undefined, could be a week.
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You’re not a true beer connisuer unless you wake up positively shaking with excitement about having your next beer.
As a brain surgeon, I agree. *sips*
Ahhhh, that’s where I went wrong, I was drinking 8 bourbons.
No, you’re doing it right. All 2 beers are gonna do is make me want more beer.
Wine Spodiodi for me.
PartyDrink alone as if it’s the Fifties.
A bucket of milk with some coffee and a lot of sugar is a great breakfast! You’ll have great shits, too, especially if you combine it with the beer-only dinner!
This is my weight loss secret.
Adult. Diapers.
*taps head meme*
Go commando + Swim shorts + Crocs
You’re welcome. No more costly diapers!
Plus a free liquid leg tan!
a muumuu is traditional
400-600 calories. Decent nutrition and plenty of hydration. Dinner of champions.
The protein isn’t great, and for some reason The Sharks didn’t jump at funding my “Stale” (steak ale) I could revolutionize the world of drunk weight lifting supplements.
The only acceptable substitution is 30-40 olives
Hold my beer, going back for more olive.
Interestingly, the calorie counts on food packaging are derived from the Atwater system (and later modifications) that estimate digestible calories from the amount of fat, protein and carbohydrates in each food item. These numbers are based on experimental research on food substitution and weight loss/gain done in the late 1800s and early 1900s. The calorie counts for alcohol are similarly based on the measurable amount of alcohol in each drink, except that the number used (7 kcal per g) was just a complete guess on Atwater’s part since they couldn’t do equivalent substitution experiments involving booze.
When i was in my 20s people always asked me how I stayed so skinny. “Have you tried being poor and being an alcoholic?”
Drei bier ist auch ein schnitzel und dann hast du nichts getrunken.
Three beers are also a schnitzel and then you drank nothing.
I don’t speak German, but this phrase spoke to me.
Yeah, then get out of bed to pee like 4 times
people get out of bed to pee?
Or don’t. Its happy hour somewhere.
They are called “glazen bokes” here, glass sandwiches.
A trick as old as sumer
I think I’ve tried this one before.
Maybe in mediveal times when it was still mostly carbs except germs can’t survive inside as much anymore.
Modern beers are definitely too strong. I’ve been thinking about mixing alcoholic and non-alcoholic beer of the same brand to approximate a more reasonable beer, but I usually just end up drinking either only non-alcoholic beer or a cocktail without any beer.
As long as they’re not very bitter, 2 isn’t too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache
You may have a sensitivity or allergy to hops. Bitter beers are made with more hops and that might explain your reaction.
