Wetsuit and 6ft bong
An empty wallet and far too many hobbies.
Ibuprofen and an Energy drink
Disappointment and disgust.
a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
My computers and my bed
Bong and blow lighter
Spatty, recurve bow
Mason jar and a lid
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700’s Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.
While I don’t have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.
That’s as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
Backpack and filter mask
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
A piece of flourite and a water pipe.


